I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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