found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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