do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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