remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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