Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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