real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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