Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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