the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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