Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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