when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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