I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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