Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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