Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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