love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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