ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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