Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I love having hate sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
why is half of my head shaved?
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