those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
