Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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