if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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