I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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