Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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