You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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