Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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