batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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