Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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