you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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