69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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