Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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