I have demons in me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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