Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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