May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
