I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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