Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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