I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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