I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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