I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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