I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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