Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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