I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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