he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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