is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Drunk walkin through police station. America
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
how drunk are you?
Several
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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