You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
