All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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