people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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