Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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