I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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