Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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