woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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