i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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