Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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