You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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