If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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