But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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