it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
